The Big Stick
My neighbours in Ravenglass have a “Soviet” submarine parked beside my house. It’s kinda small and grotty looking with all those exposed rivets but, you know, it’s *funny as hell* and I narf every time I see it. Anyway, they seem to be a playful group of kids so I built this thing. It’s called a Los Angeles Class Attack Submarine and was built by the Americans to hunt and kill Soviet missile subs. I thought it would make a nice match; the problem is that I built it almost life sized (that’s me poking my head out of the conning tower) and it’s far too large to fit in Ravenglass.
